We are a “no dog under the table” kind of family. He’s welcome to scavenge for crumbs once we’re finished […]
Stay Outta the Chicken Pen
The chickens and guineas were unusually loud and perturbed. I walked to the end of the house to see what […]
Raised by Clowns
I was raised by clowns. No, really. My parents regularly dressed in large, floppy costumes adorned with rainbow hair and […]